I wuz talking to a lady I know, an acquaintance if you will. Started to
get a warm feeling, not so much in my heart, as in my left ankle. Looked
down and suddenly realised there was a small child with very bad aim
trying to piss on a tree barely taller than him, and proportionally thin
in the trunk. And missing. Warm as piss. Still kinda in shock 4 hours
later
